I farted on the hurricane gustav.

So i never told anyone, but I totally farted on hurricane gustav and the fart traveled with the wind all the way to texas. I hope someone smells my fart in houston and says "o wow, what a smelly little fart". My turtles farted as well and they hope so as well. They are a silly bunch of turtles. I named them. Lou, bernard, felix, jake and walter. They are the darn tootin coolest turtles in the universal studios. Stay toon for more hurricane gustav news.

I made it alive

so the hurricane is calm and myself and the new pet turtles are ok. We are just finished the last installment of Ninja turtles 3. It's the movie when they go back in time and kick some serious booty. You need to go rent it ASAP. Anyways, there is a bunch of stuff outside my house with tree branches all over the place. There is no water in my house, but there is a lake in my back yard. Hurricane gustav was a little crappy hurricane. I hope we don't get hanna here. I will smack that bitch back to 3rd grade.

There are leprechauns EVERYWHERE!!

Omg, the hurricane brought a crap load of leprechauns. They are flying everywhere.

Lost Signal, but I'm here to report

So the wind and rain came barreling in my town. I walked outside and a tree limb poked my bum. It came out of nowhere. It was so crazy. Then i went inside to get some buckets because my house was leaking everywhere. I was in the middle of watching sleeping beauty so i had to turn it off and save it for later. That silly witch is crazy. Anyway, I got some buckets and started to get ready to bail out of my backyard. It was starting to flood and it was getting close to my house. There were like 5 turtles swimming around. I called to the turtles and told them it was ok to come in the house for some shelter. The turtles listened and they scurried in my house. After i closed my doors, i put some sand bags up and told the turtles to relax. Little did they know, I had all three ninja turtle movies on VHS. I popped them in and they went nuts. We all agreed that Leonardo is bad ass. The wind is getting crazy. I'll have to take some pictures real soon and give an update. I hope I survive.

Wind and Rain picking up

I hear the howling out the door and the rain is starting to really pour down. No flooding just yet, but I'm sure it's going to get worse in just a few more hours. It's a ghost town and the only thing i see is cop cars and county trucks driving by. I'm watching Beauty and the Beast because my DVD player broke and I had to bust out the VHS player. Belle is hot for a cartoon. What does she really see in the beast? I'm going to walk outside and make sure everything is secured. If you are wondering how i'm on the internet and have power, it's called wireless internet card and batteries. I just made a peanut butter sandwich and it's really good. Add potato chips to the sandwich because it's totally good. A big glass of milk is good too.

Getting cloudy

It's getting cloudy and I'm making my final preparations for the storm. I just finished making my sand bags and I got my digital camera ready to take some shots. I will be posting a video real soon unless something durastic happens. This is a picture of my house before the storm. Tune back in to see if anything happens.

Time to Evacuate, but I'm going to stay this time

During Hurricane Katrina, I evacuated to Houston, but this time I'm going to just hang tight and ride it out. I'm in a cinder block enforced shelter in the back of my hosue so the wind damage is not a concern, but the water could rise. I guess it's just a risk I take. It looks like the storm is in the gulf of mexico and is just a couple days from striking. I got plenty of supplies. If you are still in town, I would recommend you leave. I'm an idiot for staying. I'll report back soon with some new updates.